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Win BOOKS & Gain Recipes!

Loads of events happening RIGHT NOW!!

1st be sure and enter the Dark Justice: Vengeance with Sizzle AMAZON Giveaway.

Dark Justice: Vengeance with Sizzle by [Romans, Bobbi, Lindt, Allyson, Fox, Candi, Velarde, Sheri, Szyn, Izzy]

What do you get when you combine Five Bad Guys, Five Heroes with Five Different Authors and Stories?
One wicked, steamy book where being bad — never felt so Justified

Giveaway Link Here:DARK JUSTICE GIVEAWAY

Next is the An American Holiday AMAZON Giveaway!

Ahh, Thanksgiving… complete with ghosts of holidays past. Those being humiliating memories of last year’s revelry gone wild: jail cells, a tattoo and rose left on Kristi James pillow by someone she can’t remember.

Toss in two brothers who, while loving, had needled her with vivid imagery on what might have happened during that fateful rendezvous at the local HoJo’s. Seriously, what’s a girl to do? She’d run like hell from Harpers Ferry back to her apartment and job in Alexandria.
She’s praying this year’s holiday ends a bit more traditional. But between exploding turkey’s, cranberry fights, and the winter storm threatening to lock them all together for

God only knew how long, she’s fairly certain her Norman Rockwell hopes have flown the coop.

Adding another layer to this casserole of disaster, the high school boyfriend—who’d cheated on her two days before prom—returns, claiming to have made a horrid mistake all those years prior.

Amid all this, what has her heart flip-flopping is catching her best friend Simon getting cozy with his latest girlfriend.

Thing is, she isn’t sure why its bothering her so badly.

Sometimes it takes coming home again… to discover how lost we’ve really been.

Giveaway Link Here: An American Holiday Giveaway

THEN join the Holiday Book Bash Extravaganza!!! Over 30 authors have teamed up for a spectacular party which has started NOW. The “official” party dates are Dec 16th, 17th & 18th starting at 4 PM EST to 10 PM EST each day! BUT– BUT the party is in full force NOW with authors sharing their favorite holiday recipes! (and a CONTEST) Each Monday (starting now) UP until the actual dates of the event, will feature NEW contests and fun!

Join Here: Holiday Book Bash Extravaganza

THEN THIS THURSDAY Nov 17th The Authors from Dark Justice: Vengeance with Sizzle gather over at Writerspace for a LIVE author chat about this HOT new release! Yep, there will Giveaways there too!

Writerspace Link:Writerspace Live Chat

 

Here’s to a fun KICK OFF to the Holidays!

Bobbi Romans

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Fabulous One-Liners!

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You know those great one-liners you run across and think…wow, or laugh yourself silly? Maybe its a one liner that prompts tears.

Those wonderful near magical threads we run into that keep us coming back for more.

Well talented author, Allie Ritch came up with the splendid idea to share those golden lines and sent out an all-call. At the below link, check out the best of the best from many of your favorite authors, I even added a few myself.

(Authors Include: Allie Ritch, Allie Quinn, Bobbi Romans, Brynley Bush, Cailin Briste, Cara Bristol, Cynthia Sax, Errin Stevens, Eva Lefoy, Gail Koger, Haley Whitehall, Jeanne St. James, Jessica E. Subject, Jocelyn Dex, K.T. Black, Laurel Richards, Lisa M. Owens, Louisa Kelley, Marianne Rice, Megan Slayer, Pamela Moran, Pippa Jay, Shiloh Saddler, Sotia Lazu, Stephanie Lake, Susanna Eastman, Tami Lund, Tara Quan, TD Hassett, and Wendi Zwaduk.)

Grab your coffee or tea and have some fun this Saturday morning by checking them out.

*Best not to be drinking anything when reading*

https://allieritch.wordpress.com/2016/08/27/fun-one-liners/

Enjoy your weekend!

-Bobbi Romans

P.S. If you comment to this post what my one-liner was there might be a prize!

 

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Q & A with Bobbi’s Book Blurbs, Teasers & Tag Lines

For the curious… here’s the breakdown of Bobbi’s Book Blurbs, Teasers & Tag Lines.

Q: Do you just do blurbs?

A-NO. I’ve done ad’s (for author signings, sales, etc) Same price ($25.00) and same rules. Don’t like (not using) NO CHARGE. Heck, I’ve even done personal birthday party invitations where they wanted something unique.

Q: How does it work? What do I need to send?

  1. A) Simply send me a brief rundown or your synopsis if done. I actually do (for the one price) several options and several teasers. I call it round one. Many love from the 1st shot. Some, want something more and others ask me to merge several of the options into one. I’ll take your notes/comments from round one and customize to your liking. But… if using (paying) ALL options are yours to use as they were created specifically for YOUR story. Use them for alternative blurbs/teasers, or toss. ALL options/attempts are yours to do with as you see fit.

Q: How does payment work?

  1. A) Upon completion (when customer is happy and loves their blurb) I’ll Paypal invoice you for $25.00.

Q: What about a blurb for a book bundle/boxed set I’m putting together? How much would that cost?

A: IF you’re putting a series together and just want the ONE blurb to represent the whole series… SAME PRICE! $25.00. I charge per blurb (with teasers and tags thrown in). So whether your set has 3 stories or 10, since its ONE blurb you want–its ONE charge.

Q: I’m redoing an old series and want fresh blurbs. How much would that cost?

A: Again, $25.00 per blurb, which includes, teasers and tag lines. So, $25.00 per story.

Q: What’s your turn-around time?

A: Usually within a few hours. Obviously if you sent a request late PM, I may not be up or may be on my way to bed. That said… I did have an author contact me once in the middle of working with Createspace and needed a blurb, like THEN. ASAP! I happened to be up and at 11:30 PM worked her blurb and had it back by Midnight.

Q: Anything else I need to know?

A: Please be polite. When working with you, I DO understand life happens, but if you experience a delay in being in contact… take the time for a quick email, “I’ll get back with you on XXX.” Nothing worse than being in the frame of mind for said authors work, then having days go by without word. If you don’t like, it’s okay… as an author too, I understand not everything will be everyone’s cup of tea. Simply let me know, the blurbs didn’t work, but hey, thanks for trying. I’m good with that and you won’t be charged.

What sets me apart? The no charge rule. If you don’t like/use, I’m not charging you. For most of us, we’re still struggling to make a living following our dream of writing. Last thing any of us need is to pay for anything (work related or other) we don’t need. A bad blurb, is NOT needed.

Special request. Like you money is limited… so, for now, I’m strictly working social media and word of mouth. (Thank you to the customers who have recommended me) Please help me spread the word by sharing or just mentioning when you hear someone in need or complaining they hate doing blurbs.- Thanks!

Hope to work with you soon,

Bobbi Romans

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Fill Up Those New Ereaders Now 4 Mega Sale!

Yep, you heard that right! Fill up those new ereaders (or old) NOW over at ARe (All Romance Ebooks) MEGA 50% Off Sale!

Even my freshly released BOXED SET, Holiday Love: Six Holidays-Six Tales of Love is 50% Off!!

Holiday Love: Six Holidays-Six Tales of Love

Hurry on over before the sale ends!

https://www.allromanceebooks.com/product-holidaylovesixholiday039ssixtalesoflove-1951139-166.html

Happy New Year 2016!

Bobbi

 

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Out NOW! Hansel and Gretel-Twisted

Blurb:

In Fairyville nothing is simple. Not when magic runs as amok as the trolls, fairies and dwarves do. Gretel only wanted to find her brother who’d been traded to the Queen of Hearts. Okay, and maybe find the prince who haunts her dreams.

But first she’s got to outsmart a giant, outmaneuver some horny dwarves and survive the sinister plans of a big bad wolf. She isn’t the only one surfing in uncharted territory as both Prince Albert and her brother Hansel run into their own issues. Namely escaping a BDSM loving Queen and some Jinn’s with evil on their minds.

Toss in a wise-cracking green donkey with an attitude and an not so old lady living in a shoe and its wonder anyone can get anywhere, much less find their true loves. Even when it seems everything comes full circle, Cinderella finds her Beast… truly transformed into one!

Will anything get settled in Fairyville or will the wily wicked continue to cause chaos and prevent any happily ever afters?

Amazon: http://tinyurl.com/pfalom4
ARe: http://tinyurl.com/o5jlmeg
Smashwords: http://tinyurl.com/ptvfs5k

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A Thanksgiving Romance with Laughs & Warmth!

Looking for a fun, coming home again, comical Thanksgiving romance? You know…where a turkey may or may not explode and siblings have been forced to cook the holiday meal—for the first time ever?

Blurb:

Ahh, Thanksgiving… complete with ghosts of holidays past. Those being humiliating memories of last year’s revelry gone wild: jail cells, a tattoo and rose left on Kristi James pillow by someone she can’t remember.

Toss in two brothers who, while loving, had needled her with vivid imagery on what might have happened during that fateful rendezvous at the local HoJo’s. Seriously, what’s a girl to do? She’d run like hell from Harpers Ferry back to her apartment and job in Alexandria.

She’s praying this year’s holiday ends a bit more traditional. But between exploding turkey’s, cranberry fights, and the winter storm threatening to lock them all together for God only knew how long, she’s fairly certain her Norman Rockwell hopes have flown the coop.

Adding another layer to this casserole of disaster, the high school boyfriend—who’d cheated on her two days before prom—returns, claiming to have made a horrid mistake all those years prior.

Amid all this, what has her heart flip-flopping is catching her best friend Simon getting cozy with his latest girlfriend.
Thing is, she isn’t sure why its bothering her so badly.

Sometimes it takes coming home again… to discover how lost we’ve really been.

*BONUS: Inside the tale I’ve included Great Grandma’s Cranberry Salad Recipe!*

Right here:

Amazon:http://tinyurl.com/pqg28rh

ARe:https://www.allromanceebooks.com/product-anamericanholiday-1923016-177.html

SmashWords:https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/591141

Also available in PRINT!

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