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Fabulous One-Liners!

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You know those great one-liners you run across and think…wow, or laugh yourself silly? Maybe its a one liner that prompts tears.

Those wonderful near magical threads we run into that keep us coming back for more.

Well talented author, Allie Ritch came up with the splendid idea to share those golden lines and sent out an all-call. At the below link, check out the best of the best from many of your favorite authors, I even added a few myself.

(Authors Include: Allie Ritch, Allie Quinn, Bobbi Romans, Brynley Bush, Cailin Briste, Cara Bristol, Cynthia Sax, Errin Stevens, Eva Lefoy, Gail Koger, Haley Whitehall, Jeanne St. James, Jessica E. Subject, Jocelyn Dex, K.T. Black, Laurel Richards, Lisa M. Owens, Louisa Kelley, Marianne Rice, Megan Slayer, Pamela Moran, Pippa Jay, Shiloh Saddler, Sotia Lazu, Stephanie Lake, Susanna Eastman, Tami Lund, Tara Quan, TD Hassett, and Wendi Zwaduk.)

Grab your coffee or tea and have some fun this Saturday morning by checking them out.

*Best not to be drinking anything when reading*

https://allieritch.wordpress.com/2016/08/27/fun-one-liners/

Enjoy your weekend!

-Bobbi Romans

P.S. If you comment to this post what my one-liner was there might be a prize!

 

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Here ye, here ye, BOGO sale on Blurbs!

Yep, that’s right! My 1st ever BOGO sale! Runs from today through midnight next Thursday the 21st.

Same price, same NOTHING to lose policy!. Nothing jacked up. IF you like the blurb options and included teasers/tag lines, then its $25.00 (and for each one purchased, you get ONE free) IF you DON’T like (no using- and no free one) then NO CHARGE!

Yep– NOTHING at all to lose!

Now is the perfect time to revisit those older stories that are collecting dust and little sales. Give them new life with new blurbs, maybe combine them into a bundle or anthology and have an overview blurb and new teasers to promote.

 

If you need a blurb NOW but won’t have a need for another at this moment, NO PROBLEM, I’ll create you a coupon (Free Bogo)  to use WHEN you need your next one.

I’m easy to work with, and am available most nights as well.

 

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Q & A with Bobbi’s Book Blurbs, Teasers & Tag Lines

For the curious… here’s the breakdown of Bobbi’s Book Blurbs, Teasers & Tag Lines.

Q: Do you just do blurbs?

A-NO. I’ve done ad’s (for author signings, sales, etc) Same price ($25.00) and same rules. Don’t like (not using) NO CHARGE. Heck, I’ve even done personal birthday party invitations where they wanted something unique.

Q: How does it work? What do I need to send?

  1. A) Simply send me a brief rundown or your synopsis if done. I actually do (for the one price) several options and several teasers. I call it round one. Many love from the 1st shot. Some, want something more and others ask me to merge several of the options into one. I’ll take your notes/comments from round one and customize to your liking. But… if using (paying) ALL options are yours to use as they were created specifically for YOUR story. Use them for alternative blurbs/teasers, or toss. ALL options/attempts are yours to do with as you see fit.

Q: How does payment work?

  1. A) Upon completion (when customer is happy and loves their blurb) I’ll Paypal invoice you for $25.00.

Q: What about a blurb for a book bundle/boxed set I’m putting together? How much would that cost?

A: IF you’re putting a series together and just want the ONE blurb to represent the whole series… SAME PRICE! $25.00. I charge per blurb (with teasers and tags thrown in). So whether your set has 3 stories or 10, since its ONE blurb you want–its ONE charge.

Q: I’m redoing an old series and want fresh blurbs. How much would that cost?

A: Again, $25.00 per blurb, which includes, teasers and tag lines. So, $25.00 per story.

Q: What’s your turn-around time?

A: Usually within a few hours. Obviously if you sent a request late PM, I may not be up or may be on my way to bed. That said… I did have an author contact me once in the middle of working with Createspace and needed a blurb, like THEN. ASAP! I happened to be up and at 11:30 PM worked her blurb and had it back by Midnight.

Q: Anything else I need to know?

A: Please be polite. When working with you, I DO understand life happens, but if you experience a delay in being in contact… take the time for a quick email, “I’ll get back with you on XXX.” Nothing worse than being in the frame of mind for said authors work, then having days go by without word. If you don’t like, it’s okay… as an author too, I understand not everything will be everyone’s cup of tea. Simply let me know, the blurbs didn’t work, but hey, thanks for trying. I’m good with that and you won’t be charged.

What sets me apart? The no charge rule. If you don’t like/use, I’m not charging you. For most of us, we’re still struggling to make a living following our dream of writing. Last thing any of us need is to pay for anything (work related or other) we don’t need. A bad blurb, is NOT needed.

Special request. Like you money is limited… so, for now, I’m strictly working social media and word of mouth. (Thank you to the customers who have recommended me) Please help me spread the word by sharing or just mentioning when you hear someone in need or complaining they hate doing blurbs.- Thanks!

Hope to work with you soon,

Bobbi Romans

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Fill Up Those New Ereaders Now 4 Mega Sale!

Yep, you heard that right! Fill up those new ereaders (or old) NOW over at ARe (All Romance Ebooks) MEGA 50% Off Sale!

Even my freshly released BOXED SET, Holiday Love: Six Holidays-Six Tales of Love is 50% Off!!

Holiday Love: Six Holidays-Six Tales of Love

Hurry on over before the sale ends!

https://www.allromanceebooks.com/product-holidaylovesixholiday039ssixtalesoflove-1951139-166.html

Happy New Year 2016!

Bobbi

 

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13 Days of Halloween- MY day! Squee ~

13 Days of Halloween Blog Hop

Whoop- Whoop-Today’s my hop day!
(Psst– might be a contest-so read on!)

So, are your ready yet? Decorations up? Candy bowl filled? Costume picked?
We’re ready here. Even have some pics to share. My neighborhood happens to be one of the “it” neighborhoods to hit up. Yes, like the police block the entrance in about an hour or so into the night. You can walk in, but they stop anyone from driving in (fire hazard reasons) due to all the traffic.

I start buying the 100 PLUS piece bags of candy every week starting in September to make sure I have enough. (Yes, we get that many)

Something else we do traditionally, is have monster fingers and blood soup and ghosts in the graveyard for dinner!

Essentially its stuffed breadsticks (ham & cheese) and the ends are formed rounded (like the end of your finger) and using a knife the impression of a fingernail is scored in. Using an egg yolk and green or blue food coloring, the nail is painted and then the breadsticks are baked about 10 min. (or until golden) Serve with tomato (blood) soup. Ghosts in the graveyard is a rich chocolate dessert where you use 1/2 the milk required to make chocolate pudding, then crush up chocolate cookies or Oreos and mix those and 1/2 tub of cool whip into the pudding. Top with more crushed chocolate cookies (dirt) then using flat cookies (like the coconut ones) and decorating icing, spell words (on the flat cookies) like R.I.P etc, and push gently into the pudding until they stand up. Add candy corn pumpkins about and using a teaspoon and the rest of the cool whip, form little ghosts.

Now, onto the adult fun!

Freshly released and in perfect time for Halloween we have…

The Sinful Chocolatier!

Blurb:
Palm and her best friend Trixie had a happy routine. Whenever time allowed, they hit their favorite mom-and-pop shop, namely The Chipper Chocolatier. A few times a month they also hit the Ferocious Felines Club, the strip club where Kane, the hot-ass fireman, danced and got his flirt on with Palm. Instead of putting out fires, he started them, and not just blazes: infernos.

When Troy had to take on a second job to help his parents out, he never thought he’d love it so much. But color him surprised; he loved dancing–especially for the sexy brunette who came in with her friend every time he worked.

When chocolate and stripper collide, a new world of decadent desires erupt. But will Troy’s double life create the perfect recipe to be savored at length…or be a one-time indulgence?

Amazon: http://tinyurl.com/pr8pgx4
Loose Id: http://www.loose-id.com/the-sinful-chocolatier.html

Also here are two other FUN Halloween Reads!

Fangs for Everything (actually set around a Halloween Party)

Blurb:
Special Notes: While there is a very small mention of characters found in my Swamp Magic Series, it isn’t part of it. Non Swamp Magic readers wouldn’t know, but to any regular readers who have read, it would just be a small, oh cool, kind of moment.

Sabrina Miller normally loves fall, the upcoming holidays and especially the big annual Halloween bash. This year she feels itchy for something more, something different. Magical even. Might just be she’s hornier than a hound dog in heat during the longest dry spell she’s ever had. Though she has high hopes for the party, she fears the night might turn out to be no more than a dirty trick.

In a town where everyone either dresses as cheerleaders, football players or vampires, she spots him.

Van Helsing!

Van only intended on popping in to the party for a quick bite. But among the many sexily, scantily clad cheerleaders one woman stood out.

The Bride of Dracula, no less.

When the woman and her friends are attacked, Van knows he’s the only one with enough knowledge about the attacker to save them.

But saving his heart from the young woman fate lured him to will be another battle.

Sometimes in order to win the battle, one must lose the war.

Amazon: http://tinyurl.com/q6629uq
Shara Azod, LLC: http://sharaazod.com/ebook/fangs-everything.html

** If you’re a true HOROR/GORY Story lover than try…**

Table for Three-Hold the Blood
(a sort of ménage a horror)

Blurb:
Shana, Erron, and Marklon hadn’t realized life had more than a committed threesome in store for them. Like catching the serial killer monster who is leaving bloody body parts in restaurants throughout their small town—on platters no less.

The first murder and subsequent meal/gag occurred not long ago, at the upscale eatery, Carnal Cravings. Not long after, nearly every restaurant in town had served up some form of unexpected tartar. Heads on platters stuffed like prize pigs at luaus and people popsicles. Even deli-wrapped penises, taking Oscar Meyer Weiner to a whole new plane of pun, have rocked the sleepy little town of Crow Manor Maine to a state of panic.

It was then the nightmares began for Shana and her two men. It wasn’t long before she realized they weren’t nightmares but visions. They’d become attuned to the killer. As the threesome fight for their love and their lives, old skeletons tumble out of the closet that could literally carve them to shreds.

Amazon: http://tinyurl.com/p7qh68g
ARe: http://tinyurl.com/puvxht5

CONTEST ALERT: Tell me which book piques your interest and why for your chance to-
                      ** WIN IT  AND A TAROT READING!! **

             

                       But the 13 Days of Halloween isn’t over!!

Be sure and head on over to Louisa Bacio’s :http://louisabacio.blogspot.com/ where she’s got a treat in store for you too!

Happy Halloween- Bobbi Romans

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Welcome Daryl Devore-Author Carpi’s Fate

                 Please Welcome: Daryl Devore

                   

Blurb: What’s a woman to do when a voice follows her home and makes mad, passionate love to her?

Corporate business woman, Capricious Gray, is dragged to a sex toy convention by her best friend. Once a shocking, mysterious disembodied voice helps her with her purchases, it follows her home. Passion ensues, leaving Capri torn between lust for her fantasy lover and the desperate need for reality in her life.

Thall, son of one of the Fates, harbors the irrepressible need to be with the woman he’s desired from afar for years. In order to make her his, once and for all, he must help Capri get past her fears, including the fear of what he represents – a fantasy.

Can fantasy become a reality for these two lovers?

 

Good morning Daryl, so glad you made some time to swing by. So, let’s start this right off. You have a new release. What’s it called?

 

Daryl: Capri’s Fate

What’s it about?

Daryl: Capri goes to a sex toy convention and here’s a mysterious voice. The voice follows her home and the fun begins. By the end of the book, Capri has ended up in Indonesia, met a dragon, got swept away by a tsunami and was charged with corporate espionage.

How did you come up with the idea?

Daryl: Oh I don’t come up with the ideas. My character’s do.

What makes a perfect read for you?

Daryl: A British murder mystery. One full of right proper dialogue and wonderful descriptions and fleshed-out characters.

Favorite or most wished place to write?

Daryl: In a hammock, stretched out between to palm trees on a secluded beach, next to the ocean with fresh sea breeze blowing and hot cabana boys bringing me cold Diet cokes and dark chocolates.

What’s the one word you use that makes you blush when using? Any? Some authors have a word or giggle phrase that causes them to ponder using.

Daryl: I think I’m over it. I’ve named every genital I know of. But if you truly want a giggle word – testicle. It’s tickles the mouth when you say it.

Is it in the book?

Daryl: Hmmm – don’t think so. I’d have to do a word search to find out. Yes it is! Twice.

Anything you want to tell us about the book?

Daryl: Capri is unique. Editor said – don’t do it. I did it anyway. If it works, it works. If it doesn’t, hey I tried. Sometimes you gotta get out of the box and try something.

Okay-Speed Round, old school style. Just for shits and giggles.

1st crush?


Daryl-Don’t even know his name. Grade 13 student when I was in grade 9. I knew where is locker was, but not his name. (High school in Ontario used to go from gr 9 to 13. We don’t use names like Freshman, Sophmore.)

1st Kiss?


Daryl-Wayne.

Biggest blooper to date?(C’mon, we all had one)


Daryl-Ask me that in a year and I’ll tell you cause it’s a really good one.

Celebrity Crush?


Daryl-Not really a crush, but at the moment kinda liking any movie Daniel Craig is in.

True Blood or Vampire Diaries?


Daryl- Neither – my favourite vampire is Angel

Angels or Demons?


Daryl-in true Canadian fence-sitting style – both!
 

Alright–now that we’ve had a peek inside the mind of Daryl, how about a peek inside Capri’s Fate.

ExcerptNeeding a cup of coffee to slap awake my drowsy brain cells, I hopped off the bed and padded toward the bedroom door. As I reached for the doorknob, I paused and turned my head. My most formal—meaning stupidly expensive designed by a top New York fashionista—evening gown was resting on the chair in the corner. I purchased it the previous year to wear to the Governor’s Ball and haven’t worn it since.

As I lifted it off the chair, to hang it back in my closet, a folded paper fluttered down. I caught it, unfolded it and read—Thall requests the honor of your presence at dinner. R.S.V.P.

I tossed the paper onto my dresser. “Sorry, can’t do dinner. I have work to do. I didn’t work my ass off in college then fight my way up the corporate ladder to lose my job because of a voice.” I grabbed the doorknob, twisted and pulled. The door didn’t budge. “Stupid door.” I tried again. “Did you lock me in my room?”

There was no reply. I kicked the door. Remember I said I needed coffee to wake up sleeping brain cells? Well, the cells that were asleep were obviously the ones that would have said kicking the door was a dumb thing to do.

Hobbling back to my bed, I sat on the edge and checked for broken toes. The paper floated across the room and landed beside me. I picked it up and waved it randomly about in the air. “So this really isn’t a cute invite, but more of a decree. You know, By Royal Command.

“Is that a yes?” His voice swirled around me like a gust of a hot summer breeze.

“Guess it has to be if I want coffee.”

The paper poofed into oblivion and a steaming cup of java settled onto my night table. “Skim milk?”

“Yes.”

“Hint of cinnamon?”

“Yes.”

“Okay, you win.” I picked up the mug and sipped brewed Columbian heaven.

After dressing, putting on my makeup and weaving my hair in a quick French braid, I walked through my kitchen and into my dining room. Except…it wasn’t my dining room.

I paused. As far as I could tell, in the past twenty-four hours, I had spoken with an invisible voice that says it is one of the Fates, purchased a bunch of sex toys, which I would never, ever do. What would mother say! And had somehow flown to a tropical isle where I had the most luxurious massage in a hut on a beach, and then had the most incredible sexual experience ever in the whole length of recorded human existence. And still, here I was a bit surprised to find my dining room had been replaced with a sultan’s tent.

Really? How cliché can you get?

Two flutes of champagne filled with sparkling bubbly rested on what used to be my dining room table. Now, it was a banquet table with a centerpiece that must have emptied the local florist shop. At this end of the table, on a snow white tablecloth rested gleaming gold dishes and sparkling crystal wine goblets. Four forks rested beside each plate. Four? I can figure out two, salad and dinner. Only two chairs were present. Guess we weren’t having company.

Mounds of bright pillows lay scattered about in little sitting nooks. The ceiling was covered in brilliant hues of Iris purple, Orchid blue, Rose red and Tulip yellow silk swathes, stretching from the center out to the wall then draping to the floor.

The room was softly lit, casting a romantic atmosphere. A bit creepy as there was no source of the light. No candles. No lamps. Just light that increased or faded as I wandered about.

A breeze tickled the back of my neck. I turned.

He appeared. He didn’t enter. He just appeared dressed in a black tux. Tall, with smiling eyes and a sexy grin. How did he know? The rule is, if you can’t get a man in a uniform, put him in a tux—a black tux with a bow tie—then rip it off of him. Okay, maybe my hormones are still on edge.

Amazon Buy Link:  http://www.amazon.com/Capris-Fate-ebook/dp/B00CJ1I6Y0/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1368760423&sr=8-1&keywords=Capri%27s+Fate

Thanks for stopping by and to keep up with Daryl, follow her on;

Twitter: http://twitter.com/daryldevore

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/daryl.devore

or her website: http://myeroticnotions.blogspot.com

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