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Horror Chat & Recipe (What a combo right?)

Table for Three-Hold the Blood by [Romans, Bobbi]

 

Quick post as I’m still going full steam with no pause in sight.

Book Update: Two Summer Steamy reads coming soon…I’m waiting on some feedback to a much sweeter, slower paced story and Swamp Magic Bk4 is also still in the works. I’ll keep everyone updated.

For those new to me, I’m going to share a few reviews from a fun, horror cross over I did a few back.

Blurb:

Shana, Erron, and Marklon hadn’t realized life had more than a committed threesome in store for them. Like catching the serial killer monster who is leaving bloody body parts in restaurants throughout their small town—on platters no less.

The first murder and subsequent meal/gag occurred not long ago, at the upscale eatery, Carnal Cravings. Not long after, nearly every restaurant in town had served up some form of unexpected tartar. Heads on platters stuffed like prize pigs at luaus and people popsicles. Even deli-wrapped penises, taking Oscar Meyer Weiner to a whole new plane of pun, have rocked the sleepy little town of Crow Manor Maine to a state of panic.

It was then the nightmares began for Shana and her two men. It wasn’t long before she realized they weren’t nightmares but visions. They’d become attuned to the killer. As the threesome fight for their love and their lives, old skeletons tumble out of the closet that could literally carve them to shreds.

For Table for Three-Hold the Blood and Amazon Reviews

5-Stars

This certainly was different and I really enjoyed it. Is there a movie out about it yet? There should be if not. Looking forward to reading more from this author. Thank you.

Published on December 31, 2013 by Kindle Customer

 

4-Stars

“Wicked Good

What isn’t great is the speed with which the book ended. Thus 4 out of 5 stars.
This was a well written and well edited story with great characters and a wicked plot.

Published on October 28, 2013 by Outlaw’s Lady

 

5-Stars

Ghastly Fun

By Masonon July 11, 2013

Format: Kindle Edition

This is the third Bobbi Romans book I’ve read and I really love her writing still. Fast paced horror and love. Not one dull moment for her characters or for her readers.
This book is definitely not for the squeamish or faint of heart. But for guilty pleasure reading, just the ticket.”

 

 

To clarify… this story is NOT a romance but believe it or not, does have romantic elements. It is horror.  Another reviewer mentioned  “Grindhouse flick”  so for any tempted to read, understand all this BEFORE purchasing. But I think its fun.  So while I write, as another review said,

“4-stars Not for the squeamish

By Stacey Dixon on April 22, 2017

Format: Kindle Edition

I love horror and gory stories, this book had nice blend of some romance and humor to balance the blood and guts, what i love about Bobbi Romans is she writes books in so many different genres but they are all great books!”

all over the place, I do try my best to label my stories correctly.

Amazon Table for Three-Hold the Blood

Recipe Time!!

I meant to pop on sooner to share this. At Easter, I did this and it was hoovered in seconds.
Bacon Wrapped Asparagus

 1-2 Bunches Asparagus

1-2 pkgs Bacon

1/2 Cup of Brown Sugar

1 Stick of Real Butter

1-2 Tsp Garlic Powder

Garlic salt with chives

Now to conserve on money I cut my package of bacon in half. Bacon stretches so it worked fine.

PREHEAT OVEN to 400

Hold bacon up by top of Asparagus and simply wrap it around. Doesn’t have to be a solid wrap but just wind it around. Repeat this for all asparagus and bacon. Laying each piece down on parchment lined cookie sheet.

Once done, melt stick of butter, add brown sugar and garlic powder and mix well.

Using a basting brush, brush butter mixture over asparagus.

Lightly sprinkle garlic salt with chives over tops.

Bake for about 10-15  min watching close for signs bacon is cooked.

 

Enjoy and have a Great Week!

Bobbi

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Womb-Eight Tales of Maternal Mayhem (review) & Recipe Double Feature!

Womb: Eight Tales of Maternal Mayhem by [Hart, Megan]

Today is a double feature but one that pairs well together.

A Recipe and a Review.

Let’s do the recipe 1st as it will pair with the Review in a most, dark and decadent way.

Dark Chocolate Popcorn!

*Remember the Cracker Candy? Use the same stuff!*

I popped (being lazy and using microwave popcorn-but I think traditional would be best though the microwave corn DID work) 2 bags of Homestyle Popcorn.

(1) Stick of Real Butter

(1 1/2) Cups firmly packed Brown Sugar

1/2 Cup Chopped Walnuts

1/2 bag of Dark Chocolate Semi-Sweet Chips

Pop the corn and put in large mixing bowl. To make it easier, you may wish to divide the popcorn into TWO bowls for easier mixing later.

Melt butter and add the brown sugar, cooking for 3-5 minutes until bubbly and thick.

Pour over popcorn and using large spoon immediately stir. Add nuts and stir once more then when a tad cooler, add semi sweet chips.

Once mixed well, turn out onto a parchment lined cookie sheet (or two) and set in fridge to reset. Later break up and place into bowls.

Store covered in fridge to keep the crunch.

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Review (Grab a bowl of the Dark Popcorn for these darkly, warped tales!)

Womb- Eight Tales of Maternal Mayhem

By the PHENOMINAL Megan Hart

If you love horror but want something WAY off the beaten path, this book is for you! Eight short stories (with the last being significantly longer) of “Mom’s Gone Wild/Wicked/Warped.”

The first seven are amazingly dark,  twisted tales of motherhood gone awry. The last, and my absolute favorite borders between gothic style creepy and mother madness.

Turn the lights low, curl up and prepare for decadently depraved reading treat!

Buy Here: Womb: Eight Tales of Maternal Mayhem

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