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Horror Chat & Recipe (What a combo right?)

Table for Three-Hold the Blood by [Romans, Bobbi]

 

Quick post as I’m still going full steam with no pause in sight.

Book Update: Two Summer Steamy reads coming soon…I’m waiting on some feedback to a much sweeter, slower paced story and Swamp Magic Bk4 is also still in the works. I’ll keep everyone updated.

For those new to me, I’m going to share a few reviews from a fun, horror cross over I did a few back.

Blurb:

Shana, Erron, and Marklon hadn’t realized life had more than a committed threesome in store for them. Like catching the serial killer monster who is leaving bloody body parts in restaurants throughout their small town—on platters no less.

The first murder and subsequent meal/gag occurred not long ago, at the upscale eatery, Carnal Cravings. Not long after, nearly every restaurant in town had served up some form of unexpected tartar. Heads on platters stuffed like prize pigs at luaus and people popsicles. Even deli-wrapped penises, taking Oscar Meyer Weiner to a whole new plane of pun, have rocked the sleepy little town of Crow Manor Maine to a state of panic.

It was then the nightmares began for Shana and her two men. It wasn’t long before she realized they weren’t nightmares but visions. They’d become attuned to the killer. As the threesome fight for their love and their lives, old skeletons tumble out of the closet that could literally carve them to shreds.

For Table for Three-Hold the Blood and Amazon Reviews

5-Stars

This certainly was different and I really enjoyed it. Is there a movie out about it yet? There should be if not. Looking forward to reading more from this author. Thank you.

Published on December 31, 2013 by Kindle Customer

 

4-Stars

“Wicked Good

What isn’t great is the speed with which the book ended. Thus 4 out of 5 stars.
This was a well written and well edited story with great characters and a wicked plot.

Published on October 28, 2013 by Outlaw’s Lady

 

5-Stars

Ghastly Fun

By Masonon July 11, 2013

Format: Kindle Edition

This is the third Bobbi Romans book I’ve read and I really love her writing still. Fast paced horror and love. Not one dull moment for her characters or for her readers.
This book is definitely not for the squeamish or faint of heart. But for guilty pleasure reading, just the ticket.”

 

 

To clarify… this story is NOT a romance but believe it or not, does have romantic elements. It is horror.  Another reviewer mentioned  “Grindhouse flick”  so for any tempted to read, understand all this BEFORE purchasing. But I think its fun.  So while I write, as another review said,

“4-stars Not for the squeamish

By Stacey Dixon on April 22, 2017

Format: Kindle Edition

I love horror and gory stories, this book had nice blend of some romance and humor to balance the blood and guts, what i love about Bobbi Romans is she writes books in so many different genres but they are all great books!”

all over the place, I do try my best to label my stories correctly.

Amazon Table for Three-Hold the Blood

Recipe Time!!

I meant to pop on sooner to share this. At Easter, I did this and it was hoovered in seconds.
Bacon Wrapped Asparagus

 1-2 Bunches Asparagus

1-2 pkgs Bacon

1/2 Cup of Brown Sugar

1 Stick of Real Butter

1-2 Tsp Garlic Powder

Garlic salt with chives

Now to conserve on money I cut my package of bacon in half. Bacon stretches so it worked fine.

PREHEAT OVEN to 400

Hold bacon up by top of Asparagus and simply wrap it around. Doesn’t have to be a solid wrap but just wind it around. Repeat this for all asparagus and bacon. Laying each piece down on parchment lined cookie sheet.

Once done, melt stick of butter, add brown sugar and garlic powder and mix well.

Using a basting brush, brush butter mixture over asparagus.

Lightly sprinkle garlic salt with chives over tops.

Bake for about 10-15  min watching close for signs bacon is cooked.

 

Enjoy and have a Great Week!

Bobbi

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Womb-Eight Tales of Maternal Mayhem (review) & Recipe Double Feature!

Womb: Eight Tales of Maternal Mayhem by [Hart, Megan]

Today is a double feature but one that pairs well together.

A Recipe and a Review.

Let’s do the recipe 1st as it will pair with the Review in a most, dark and decadent way.

Dark Chocolate Popcorn!

*Remember the Cracker Candy? Use the same stuff!*

I popped (being lazy and using microwave popcorn-but I think traditional would be best though the microwave corn DID work) 2 bags of Homestyle Popcorn.

(1) Stick of Real Butter

(1 1/2) Cups firmly packed Brown Sugar

1/2 Cup Chopped Walnuts

1/2 bag of Dark Chocolate Semi-Sweet Chips

Pop the corn and put in large mixing bowl. To make it easier, you may wish to divide the popcorn into TWO bowls for easier mixing later.

Melt butter and add the brown sugar, cooking for 3-5 minutes until bubbly and thick.

Pour over popcorn and using large spoon immediately stir. Add nuts and stir once more then when a tad cooler, add semi sweet chips.

Once mixed well, turn out onto a parchment lined cookie sheet (or two) and set in fridge to reset. Later break up and place into bowls.

Store covered in fridge to keep the crunch.

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Review (Grab a bowl of the Dark Popcorn for these darkly, warped tales!)

Womb- Eight Tales of Maternal Mayhem

By the PHENOMINAL Megan Hart

If you love horror but want something WAY off the beaten path, this book is for you! Eight short stories (with the last being significantly longer) of “Mom’s Gone Wild/Wicked/Warped.”

The first seven are amazingly dark,  twisted tales of motherhood gone awry. The last, and my absolute favorite borders between gothic style creepy and mother madness.

Turn the lights low, curl up and prepare for decadently depraved reading treat!

Buy Here: Womb: Eight Tales of Maternal Mayhem

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Happy Halloween

Let me start by saying I hope everyone has a fun & safe Halloween!

Today is the last day of the 13 Days of Halloween Blog Hop! We end today with a super creepy and cool interview Candi Fox had! Check it out here: http://allthingscandi.blogspot.com/2015/10/interview-with-voodoo-queen.html?zx=a920e6ae41894664

Then, I’ve posted another contest on my FB Author Page. Thats TWO chances too win! The other chance is right here… scroll a few posts down to find it. BOTH contests close at MIDNIGHT tonight with winners announced Sunday afternoon.

Go here for the FB Chance:https://www.facebook.com/Bobbi-Romans-196420320461280/

P.S. Remember to set those clocks back tonight!

🙂
Bobbi Romans

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13 Days of Halloween Blog Hop

I’m featuring TWO stops today but, don’t forget the open contest (one post below) that  I’ll leave open until Midnight Halloween Night!

Today’s featured authors are…

Monica Corwin and Zoe Dawson! Boy have these two worked up some naughty treats!

To check out Monica’s FAB contribution to the hop, go here: http://www.monicacorwin.com/2015/10/halloween-blog-hop.html?zx=ffdf34edb3d2f6b3

And then HOP on over to Zoe Dawson’s here:http://zoedawson.com/2015/10/30/13-days-of-halloween/

Happy Halloween!

🙂
Bobbi Romans

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13 Days of Halloween- MY day! Squee ~

13 Days of Halloween Blog Hop

Whoop- Whoop-Today’s my hop day!
(Psst– might be a contest-so read on!)

So, are your ready yet? Decorations up? Candy bowl filled? Costume picked?
We’re ready here. Even have some pics to share. My neighborhood happens to be one of the “it” neighborhoods to hit up. Yes, like the police block the entrance in about an hour or so into the night. You can walk in, but they stop anyone from driving in (fire hazard reasons) due to all the traffic.

I start buying the 100 PLUS piece bags of candy every week starting in September to make sure I have enough. (Yes, we get that many)

Something else we do traditionally, is have monster fingers and blood soup and ghosts in the graveyard for dinner!

Essentially its stuffed breadsticks (ham & cheese) and the ends are formed rounded (like the end of your finger) and using a knife the impression of a fingernail is scored in. Using an egg yolk and green or blue food coloring, the nail is painted and then the breadsticks are baked about 10 min. (or until golden) Serve with tomato (blood) soup. Ghosts in the graveyard is a rich chocolate dessert where you use 1/2 the milk required to make chocolate pudding, then crush up chocolate cookies or Oreos and mix those and 1/2 tub of cool whip into the pudding. Top with more crushed chocolate cookies (dirt) then using flat cookies (like the coconut ones) and decorating icing, spell words (on the flat cookies) like R.I.P etc, and push gently into the pudding until they stand up. Add candy corn pumpkins about and using a teaspoon and the rest of the cool whip, form little ghosts.

Now, onto the adult fun!

Freshly released and in perfect time for Halloween we have…

The Sinful Chocolatier!

Blurb:
Palm and her best friend Trixie had a happy routine. Whenever time allowed, they hit their favorite mom-and-pop shop, namely The Chipper Chocolatier. A few times a month they also hit the Ferocious Felines Club, the strip club where Kane, the hot-ass fireman, danced and got his flirt on with Palm. Instead of putting out fires, he started them, and not just blazes: infernos.

When Troy had to take on a second job to help his parents out, he never thought he’d love it so much. But color him surprised; he loved dancing–especially for the sexy brunette who came in with her friend every time he worked.

When chocolate and stripper collide, a new world of decadent desires erupt. But will Troy’s double life create the perfect recipe to be savored at length…or be a one-time indulgence?

Amazon: http://tinyurl.com/pr8pgx4
Loose Id: http://www.loose-id.com/the-sinful-chocolatier.html

Also here are two other FUN Halloween Reads!

Fangs for Everything (actually set around a Halloween Party)

Blurb:
Special Notes: While there is a very small mention of characters found in my Swamp Magic Series, it isn’t part of it. Non Swamp Magic readers wouldn’t know, but to any regular readers who have read, it would just be a small, oh cool, kind of moment.

Sabrina Miller normally loves fall, the upcoming holidays and especially the big annual Halloween bash. This year she feels itchy for something more, something different. Magical even. Might just be she’s hornier than a hound dog in heat during the longest dry spell she’s ever had. Though she has high hopes for the party, she fears the night might turn out to be no more than a dirty trick.

In a town where everyone either dresses as cheerleaders, football players or vampires, she spots him.

Van Helsing!

Van only intended on popping in to the party for a quick bite. But among the many sexily, scantily clad cheerleaders one woman stood out.

The Bride of Dracula, no less.

When the woman and her friends are attacked, Van knows he’s the only one with enough knowledge about the attacker to save them.

But saving his heart from the young woman fate lured him to will be another battle.

Sometimes in order to win the battle, one must lose the war.

Amazon: http://tinyurl.com/q6629uq
Shara Azod, LLC: http://sharaazod.com/ebook/fangs-everything.html

** If you’re a true HOROR/GORY Story lover than try…**

Table for Three-Hold the Blood
(a sort of ménage a horror)

Blurb:
Shana, Erron, and Marklon hadn’t realized life had more than a committed threesome in store for them. Like catching the serial killer monster who is leaving bloody body parts in restaurants throughout their small town—on platters no less.

The first murder and subsequent meal/gag occurred not long ago, at the upscale eatery, Carnal Cravings. Not long after, nearly every restaurant in town had served up some form of unexpected tartar. Heads on platters stuffed like prize pigs at luaus and people popsicles. Even deli-wrapped penises, taking Oscar Meyer Weiner to a whole new plane of pun, have rocked the sleepy little town of Crow Manor Maine to a state of panic.

It was then the nightmares began for Shana and her two men. It wasn’t long before she realized they weren’t nightmares but visions. They’d become attuned to the killer. As the threesome fight for their love and their lives, old skeletons tumble out of the closet that could literally carve them to shreds.

Amazon: http://tinyurl.com/p7qh68g
ARe: http://tinyurl.com/puvxht5

CONTEST ALERT: Tell me which book piques your interest and why for your chance to-
                      ** WIN IT  AND A TAROT READING!! **

             

                       But the 13 Days of Halloween isn’t over!!

Be sure and head on over to Louisa Bacio’s :http://louisabacio.blogspot.com/ where she’s got a treat in store for you too!

Happy Halloween- Bobbi Romans

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13 Days of Halloween- Day 4

And we have *Drum Roll*

Enjoy true ghost stories? Well then run on over the Linda’s page for as seriously spooky (and really fucked up) tale of a haunting she investigated.

http://allthingscandi.blogspot.com/2015/10/demon-lover.html?spref=fb

Also, be sure and follow Linda on Facebook to keep up with her adventures!

https://www.facebook.com/linda.dix

Also, don’t forget…

The Sinful Chocolatier released yesterday, after the fright above, a sinful treat is in order!

http://www.loose-id.com/the-sinful-chocolatier.html

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FREE this WEEKEND!!

* Table for Three-Hold the Blood *

Currently ranked #12 at Amazon under Erotic/Horror!!

Go get your fun thrills and chills on for FREE!

http://www.amazon.com/Table-Three-Hold-Blood-Bobbi-Romans-ebook/dp/B00FN9P8XW/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1393083897&sr=1-1&keywords=Table+for+Three+Hold+the+Blood

Happy Weekend and PLEASE help me spread the word.

Bobbi

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