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Horror Chat & Recipe (What a combo right?)

Table for Three-Hold the Blood by [Romans, Bobbi]

 

Quick post as I’m still going full steam with no pause in sight.

Book Update: Two Summer Steamy reads coming soon…I’m waiting on some feedback to a much sweeter, slower paced story and Swamp Magic Bk4 is also still in the works. I’ll keep everyone updated.

For those new to me, I’m going to share a few reviews from a fun, horror cross over I did a few back.

Blurb:

Shana, Erron, and Marklon hadn’t realized life had more than a committed threesome in store for them. Like catching the serial killer monster who is leaving bloody body parts in restaurants throughout their small town—on platters no less.

The first murder and subsequent meal/gag occurred not long ago, at the upscale eatery, Carnal Cravings. Not long after, nearly every restaurant in town had served up some form of unexpected tartar. Heads on platters stuffed like prize pigs at luaus and people popsicles. Even deli-wrapped penises, taking Oscar Meyer Weiner to a whole new plane of pun, have rocked the sleepy little town of Crow Manor Maine to a state of panic.

It was then the nightmares began for Shana and her two men. It wasn’t long before she realized they weren’t nightmares but visions. They’d become attuned to the killer. As the threesome fight for their love and their lives, old skeletons tumble out of the closet that could literally carve them to shreds.

For Table for Three-Hold the Blood and Amazon Reviews

5-Stars

This certainly was different and I really enjoyed it. Is there a movie out about it yet? There should be if not. Looking forward to reading more from this author. Thank you.

Published on December 31, 2013 by Kindle Customer

 

4-Stars

“Wicked Good

What isn’t great is the speed with which the book ended. Thus 4 out of 5 stars.
This was a well written and well edited story with great characters and a wicked plot.

Published on October 28, 2013 by Outlaw’s Lady

 

5-Stars

Ghastly Fun

By Masonon July 11, 2013

Format: Kindle Edition

This is the third Bobbi Romans book I’ve read and I really love her writing still. Fast paced horror and love. Not one dull moment for her characters or for her readers.
This book is definitely not for the squeamish or faint of heart. But for guilty pleasure reading, just the ticket.”

 

 

To clarify… this story is NOT a romance but believe it or not, does have romantic elements. It is horror.  Another reviewer mentioned  “Grindhouse flick”  so for any tempted to read, understand all this BEFORE purchasing. But I think its fun.  So while I write, as another review said,

“4-stars Not for the squeamish

By Stacey Dixon on April 22, 2017

Format: Kindle Edition

I love horror and gory stories, this book had nice blend of some romance and humor to balance the blood and guts, what i love about Bobbi Romans is she writes books in so many different genres but they are all great books!”

all over the place, I do try my best to label my stories correctly.

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Recipe Time!!

I meant to pop on sooner to share this. At Easter, I did this and it was hoovered in seconds.
Bacon Wrapped Asparagus

 1-2 Bunches Asparagus

1-2 pkgs Bacon

1/2 Cup of Brown Sugar

1 Stick of Real Butter

1-2 Tsp Garlic Powder

Garlic salt with chives

Now to conserve on money I cut my package of bacon in half. Bacon stretches so it worked fine.

PREHEAT OVEN to 400

Hold bacon up by top of Asparagus and simply wrap it around. Doesn’t have to be a solid wrap but just wind it around. Repeat this for all asparagus and bacon. Laying each piece down on parchment lined cookie sheet.

Once done, melt stick of butter, add brown sugar and garlic powder and mix well.

Using a basting brush, brush butter mixture over asparagus.

Lightly sprinkle garlic salt with chives over tops.

Bake for about 10-15  min watching close for signs bacon is cooked.

 

Enjoy and have a Great Week!

Bobbi

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Some Major Shakings (And Parties/Giveaways) in June!

June Update & Happenings!
Lots of parties, prizes, releases, sales and changes!

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1st up in June, the big Crimson Romance Birthday giveaway. A free book each week in June.
Go here for more: http://www.crimsonromance.com/summer-2015-giveaway/ ‪#‎CrimsonRomance‬ ‪#‎SummerReads‬

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Then June 16th help me celebrate my Re-Release of both Swamp Magic (with a new cover) and Under the Full Moon, in a new Amazon Program and with a lower price! Yay!

New Cover

  Pre-Order Linkhttp://www.amazon.com/Swamp-Magic-Bobbi-Romans-ebook/dp/B00YV1O30M/ref=sr_1_fkmr0_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1433474653&sr=8-1-fkmr0&keywords=Bobbi+Romans+Swamp+Magic

Same Cover but will be minus the Crimson Logo Banner

Link to Pre-Order Under the Full Moon: http://www.amazon.com/Under-Full-Moon-Swamp-Magic-ebook/dp/B00YV1O320/ref=sr_1_sc_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1433606023&sr=1-1-spell&keywords=Under+the+Full+Mon

To further celebrate, I’ve sale priced Dead Man Rising (book 3 in the series) to half off on June 16th! (ebooks only) Now would be the chance to scoop up all 3 books in the series. I’m hoping to be able to have a sale with Armored Hearts (book 2.5) soon.

Next up we have my monthly Writerspace chat on June 18th 9 PM EST. Guest authors will be joining me and bringing goodies to pass about.
Now we get to the really BIG party.


On June 23rd Inhibition-X releases from Loose Id. Woo Hoo! Come, meet the Marquis and join the massive party with over 10 authors, a prize an hour and all kinds of wicked fun!

Just check out this line up.

9:00 AM: Bobbi Romans (Me!)
10 AM: Liza O’Connor
11 AM: Melanie Greene
12 PM: Lyn Brittan
1 PM: PG Forte
2 PM: Mina Carter
3 PM: Candi Fox
4 PM: Jacintha Topaz
5 PM: Candace Carrabus Rice
6 PM: Kathy Wheeler
7 PM: Katherine Bone
8 PM: Izzy Szyn
9 PM: Jillian Chantal

Here’s the link to join: https://www.facebook.com/events/1606865859597219/

Please mark your calendars for a fun filled month.

Hope to see you around.

🙂
Bobbi

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FREE this WEEKEND!!

* Table for Three-Hold the Blood *

Currently ranked #12 at Amazon under Erotic/Horror!!

Go get your fun thrills and chills on for FREE!

http://www.amazon.com/Table-Three-Hold-Blood-Bobbi-Romans-ebook/dp/B00FN9P8XW/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1393083897&sr=1-1&keywords=Table+for+Three+Hold+the+Blood

Happy Weekend and PLEASE help me spread the word.

Bobbi

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Shara Azod, LLC Christmas Party & YOU’RE Invited!

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Thursday December 5th between 9-11:00 PM EST the whole gang over at Shara Azod, LLC will take over the writerspace chat room.

They’re bringing both the Naughty & Nice plus lots of goodies.

So mark your calendars for a fun Christmas Event!

http://www.writerspace.com/chat/

🙂

Bobbi

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Reminder: Last few hrs it’s FREE!

You guys ARE Rocking! Table for Three is currently #6 in the Amazon Rankings for Kindle Erotica. (I think free too, but it didn’t say and I’m not sure.)

I hope those who have read, enjoyed, and those who are about to…have fun. It’s what the story is for. Some spooky, heated fun.

🙂

Blurb:

Shana, Erron, and Marklon hadn’t realized life had more than a committed threesome in store for them. Like catching the serial killer monster who is leaving bloody body parts in restaurants throughout their small town—on platters no less.

The first murder and subsequent meal/gag occurred not long ago, at the upscale eatery, Carnal Cravings. Not long after, nearly every restaurant in town had served up some form of unexpected tartar. Heads on platters stuffed
like prize pigs at luaus and people popsicles. Even deli-wrapped penises, taking Oscar Meyer Weiner to a whole new plane of pun, have rocked the sleepy little town of Crow Manor Maine to a state of panic.

It was then the nightmares began for Shana and her two men. It wasn’t long before she realized they weren’t
nightmares but visions. They’d become attuned to the killer. As the threesome fight for their love and their lives, old skeletons tumble out of the closet that could literally carve them to shreds.

 

http://www.amazon.com/Table-Three-Hold-Blood-ebook/dp/B00FN9P8XW/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1382963004&sr=1-1&keywords=table+for+three+hold+the+blood

Be sure and hang by my FB page as I’ve been doing a treat a day. Todays? A gift card will be up for grabs. https://www.facebook.com/pages/Bobbi-Romans/196420320461280?ref=hl

Happy Halloween!

Bobbi

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Free & A Ghost Story too!

Through the weekend TABLE FOR THREE-HOLD THE BLOOD is FREE!!

Get it here: http://www.amazon.com/Table-Three-Hold-Blood-ebook/dp/B00FN9P8XW/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1382793523&sr=1-1&keywords=Table+For+Three+Hold+the+Blood

Also…A TRUE Ghost Story. One that I lived through. You be the judge as to whether haunting or other!

http://www.crimsonromance.com/featured/a-true-ghost-story/

Have a CHILLING weekend.

😉

Bobbi

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Updraft- Perfect For Hump Day Madness!

What happens when a blind date turns into an inferno?

Pray for an updraft.

And a smoking hot fireman who’ll stoke the flames rather than extinguish.

Twisting things up a bit, I’m not posting an excerpt about the good guy…but instead, the bad.

Adult Excerpt:

Had Jeanine, her roommate and bestie since high school days, not dared her to meet during the middle of freaking winter for a blind date, she wouldn’t be standing here mortified as hell. Kat never accepted offers for blind dates. Never. No exceptions.  With Jeanine acting a little depressed, Kat hadn’t the heart to turn down her plea, that eventually became a dare for her to agree and join them. So here she stood jerking the flimsy fabric of her dress down as eagle-eyed drunks scanned the expanse of leg peeking from beneath. Hell, they’d already seen her ass and thong, what was a little thigh at this point?

Since her breakup with Sir Peckerhead, Kat had been in a major funk. If nothing else, PH had been seriously creative in bed. Sure, he had the attention span of a gnat and never spoke about a future, but most guys ran from such topics. Kat figured as time went on, things would change. Truth be known, Kat wasn’t a hundred percent sure she wanted long-term. At least not with PH–Pecker Head, as Jeanine had dubbed him. But when PH put the look on–the intense, I want to fuck expression–damned if her hormones didn’t send her running, shedding her clothes as she went.

Her ex happened to be a tall Adonis with a super sized ego to match his large frame. Thing was, Paul sported more than one large head. Their last interlude should have clued her something was amiss. Paul tried a few new moves, suggesting she play with her vibrator while he watched. Not uncommon, but the urgency in which he begged to video her as she did, well, that set her danger to high alert. Not enough to make her quit her task. Her little neon pink friend amply aided her in prepping for Paul and his not-so-normal size.

He’d grabbed her ankles, yanked her to the end of the bed then tossed her over his shoulder. Kat thought he’d head them toward the shower, but instead he opened up first the bedroom door, then the patio doors, not even caring if Jeanine was home or had company. Kat sensed the difference about him. As he urged her against the banister, buried his head between her legs with the sounds of car horns and chatter not far enough away for her liking, she’d started to protest. But hello, who wants to stop a dude when he’s eating Southern? Not her. He’d flipped her around in the next second and taken her from behind. His arm pulled her waist to cant her hips for optimum entry.

The push, stretch and eventual slide on a forceful thrust. Yeah the sex was hot. Different, even. After they’d both climaxed, he’d pecked her cheek, headed for the shower and thirty minutes later he was gone from her life.

Get for .99 cents from SharaAzod.com here: http://www.sharaazod.com/ebook/updraft.html

Happy Hump Day!

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